phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

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legalwifi:

sometimes i read some textposts and i realize that i’m not the only one thinking about stupid things and that makes me happy

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

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wilwheaton:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

And boys need to be taught to respect the girls.

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hobbitkaiju:

winterlochemet:

It it seriously the weirdest feeling when you professor is talking about something and they don’t realize that they’re talking about you.

Thaxted: 

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atopfourthwall:

mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

"What we got ‘ere is a Pyramid Head! Now, some people say he’s a representation of all of our repressed guilt and torment. I say you’d be pretty cheesed if you had to wear a big, heavy helmet on your head all day every day, mate."

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Lee tripping on his robe  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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thorodinsoh:

*RUNS IN SCREAMING*

AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER NEXT WEEK

*KNOCKS OVER TABLE*

AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER NEXT WEEK

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AND CLIMBS UP ON THE ROOF*

AGE. OF. ULTRON. TRAILER. NEXT. WEEK.

*collapses to the ground unconscious*

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